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COMEDY HEALTH JOKES - CHUTKULE - COMEDY -1



HEALTH COMMEDY JOKES- Mental and physical Fitness –Do Believe

‘ALWAYS TRY MOSTLY TO BE CHEERFUL AND  MAKE OTHERS CHEERFUL’




Health comedy aims at improving mental health through happiness and joy which a person gets from comedy,  Jokes, Chutkule in this stressed world and forgets his anxieties for some period. This will also lead to improve our physical health.  And after that he feels himself filled with vigor and joyful state for resuming his work.  This increases his output in the work and person works coolly with fresh mind.  Health comedy helps in forgetting the bad happenings and small issues very easily in a short span of time. Every person is having comedy symptoms and childish memories within him. .Some person can express more and some less but it definitely have its impression in their life. We can learn many things in our life through comedy in a lighter way without any stress.

Hence Comedy is a health program that is felt by people with mental illness or mental illness or mental health issues as a way of building confidence and fighting public stigma, stress and forgetting unnecessary thinking going in mind. 

So Now its time to be healthy through Comedy, Jokes, Chutkule and we will  improve our mental health which will further lead to improve physical Health.

In addition to the health benefits mentioned above, laughing at comedy, jokes, chutkule can improve blood flow and reduce your blood pressure. In fact, two separate studies found that laughter improves the flow of blood through the body's arteries, thus reducing blood pressure as well as subjects' risk of heart disease.


Let's Start making Health by Laughing

1.

Q: Is Google a he or a she?
 
A: A she, no doubt, because it won‘t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.


2..

What is dangerous?
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Sneezing while having diarrhea!



3.

Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!” 




4.

We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was "Michael".



5.

Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie. 

The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, “So, you were at school today, right?”

Son: “Yeah.”

Detector: “Beep.“

Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema.”

Detector: “Beep.”

Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends.”

Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol!“

Detector: “Beep.”

Mother laughs: “Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!”

Detector: “Beep.”


6.

Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.”
 
Doctor: “Tell him I can"t see him.”


7.

"I really don't know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair to, according to my wife, Thomas, Anton, or the fat, ugly one?"


8.

"Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"
 
"So you can all be really sad when I die."


9.

A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house.


10.

Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
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And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!



11.

I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore. 


12.

What is see-through and smells of carrots? 
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A rabbit fart.


13.

An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit. 

A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an onrushing train. 

The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering on train tracks.


14.

Job interview in a psychiatry: 

So you’re interested in working with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people?
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I’ve been on Facebook for 5 years now.
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Very good, the job is yours. 


15.
Daddy what is a transvestite? 
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Ask Mommy, he knows.



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